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Second I went to my bathroom. I had said this was the only room in my house without a weapon. I found out through moving, that a toilet plunger hurts when its dropped on your foot. It works like a club. There, I weaponized the bathroom. Almost everything can become an improvised weapon when it needs to be. Roll up a magazine and fold it in half. There now you have a club. I've even seen someone stab through a watermelon with a rolled up newspaper.
My point is, everything can be a weapon. You just have to think about them that way. As humans we tend to think in terms of categories. It's hardwired into us. We place items into categories of use. Go for a minute and look into a tool box. Most of them are filled to the brim with improvisable weapons. Just change your perception. For your own safety do it now, before the adrenalin starts to flow and you can't think. Walk around your place, or office, or where ever you spend a large amount of time, and find all the weapons you can. You'll be amazed how many there are.
Anyone got a good story of improvised weapons use?